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Lotta first names have a lotta chill. Jake. Everyone likes Jake. Jake’s a good dude.
Lotta first names don’t. You ever meet a Bro with one of these names, you know you are about to deal with one unchill Bro. Someone who curses out bouncers and skips out on cab fare.
One of my friends brought this up recently.
has there every been a chill dude named todd?
— . (@MarisaKabas) June 24, 2015
I couldn’t disagree with her. Never met a chill Todd. But why stop there? Here are 19 more, just as bad.
1. Todd
2. Terry
3. Rick
4. Chad
5. Charlie
6. Brent
7. Jack
8. Brad
9. Stephen
10. Lee
11. Stewart
12. Martin
13. Jessie
14. Troy
15. Jonathon
16. Geoff
17. Malcolm
18. Peter
19. Ryan
20. Dieter
[H/T @MarisaKabas for the idea]