Aaron probably gets royalties every time someone watches any of his “music” videos, so feel free to bump to that 2000’s jam up top if you’re feeling nostalgic…or just do it out of pity. Aaron’s got a mouth to feed (his) just like everyone else, so throwing 75¢ at him by sitting through the torture that is “Aaron’s Party” counts as your daily act of charity if you need one.
Or if sitting through that video is too much for you (which we completely understand), you could just tweet something nice at him since the poor guy just got dumped and isn’t taking it too well. This past Sunday Aaron took to Twitter to vent about his newfound singledom, aka openly cry and fish for compliments from a bunch of nostalgic 20-somethings who still creep on him despite the fact that he’s…y’know, Aaron Carter. According to US Magazine,
Aaron Carter is newly single — and heartbroken. The singer penned an emotional essay via Twitter on Sunday, December 20, after breaking up with an unidentified person.
“Has anyone ever had their heartbroken so bad that they feel it in other parts of their body? Like cold feelings in your stomach, emptiness? Love is the toughest thing I deal with in my life,” Carter, 28, wrote. “I’m constantly misunderstood and judged for my past, I’m a really sensitive guy and yes jealous and insecure at times cause I know I’m a skinny dude [and] all of the anxiety stuff. [What] I’ve been through has been about my relationship I’ve just hid it from you all.”
The Dancing With the Stars alum wrote the lengthy message while on a flight connecting to Chicago. He wrote that he’s “completely devastated” and his “heart is shattered.”
A breakup is what set you off on a Twitter rant? Has he not realized that he’s:
1. A washed-up popstar
2. Only famous because his brother was in the Backstreet Boys, which out of context sounds like a gay porno
3. Filed for bankruptcy in 2013
4. Aaron fucking Carter
Don’t get me wrong, I fucking LOVED this dude when I was 10 – but I also thought Lance Bass was a total dreamboat so clearly my picker is off. According to Carter’s Twitter he’s got a new single coming out eventually, but isn’t that what all 90’s pop stars say? Hell, the friggin’ Spice Girls have been teasing a comeback tour for YEARS now but what’ve we got to show for it? Nothing. Spice is too busy being a fashion designer married to David Beckham and the rest of them are…
…well, let’s just say they’re in the same boat as Aaron Carter, for the most part.
[H/T US Magazine]