Here Are 14 Acceptable Greetings To Use When You Can’t Remember Another Guy’s Name

I ran into what’s his name at lunch today. What’s his name? The guy from softball. He got hit in the nuts once a week. Yeah! That guy! What’s his name?

Names are impossible to remember and easy to forgot but a person you know is approaching and you’ve got to say SOMETHING until you remember his goddamn name.

Here are 14 acceptable greetings to kick off the conversation until you remember…

PHIL! His name is Phil! No wonder I couldn’t remember, it’s a stupid name.

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