If I was just released from a 5-year prison sentence and I asked you to fill me in on the world’s happenings while I was locked up and you told me that the Cleveland Cavaliers won an NBA title and a Congressman named Anthony WEINER was involved in not one, not two, but THREE dick pic scandals, I’d tell you to ride off into the sunset on your unicorn and never insult my intelligence again.
But here we are. Even after Weiner resigned from Congress in 2011 for tweeting a schlong pic, even after he sent dick pics under the alias ‘Carlos Danger’ to a 22-year-old which contributed to derailing his run for NYC mayor in 2013, the dude simply cannot stop. The latest incident, of course, involved sending a pic of his hog in his boxers while his then three-year-old son lay sleeping next to him. This dick pic hat trick was the final straw for his wife and top Hillary Clinton aide, Huma Abedin, who announced she would split from her 51-year-old husband.
The New York Post had obtained some of the set messages he sent to the woman, who was reportedly ‘a friend of some time’ and a Trump supporter (insult to injury for Huma), in which he claimed his six-year marriage had been “busted” by the scandals he had put Abedin through.
During their first exchange in 2015, Weiner asked the woman her “status” via direct message on Twitter, to which she replied “Divorced after 16 years.” Weiner’s response: “I kinda envy that path now that I have a 3 yr old and a busted marriage.”
According to the Daily Mail, Weiner sent several sexts, one claiming he was ‘horny as fuck’ followed by a slew of sex emojis (likely the eggplant).
In another text, in July of last year, Weiner sent the unnamed woman a photo and grew concerned he had sent it publicly via Twitter.
‘Ooooooh . . . I was scared. For half a second I thought I posted something. Stop looking at my crotch,’ Weiner said.
The woman also claims that Weiner talked about the size of his hog frequently, even dropping this gem of a text following a workout which left him ‘raging’:
‘I’d put someone’s eye out with this thing. #Overdue.’
OOOOK tough guy.
The woman claims to have never met Weiner, despite his attempts to get her to visit his $1.4 million NYC apartment.
My God dude. MY GOD. Dude’s over here with a wife and kid photographing his dick like a crime scene after he’s been bagged more than groceries. Shit Anthony, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, dude can you just stop sending pics of your chubby?
If there’s anything positive that came out of this, it’s that we can all learn a little something about the love we should thrive to accept.
Head over to NY Post to check out pics of the 40-something year old woman who Weiner was thirsting for.