Them Aussie blokes living down undah have always had a knack for manipulating the English language in hilarious ways most Americans cannot even begin to comprehend. The taboo of profanity also doesn’t exist in Australia on anything even close to how much it’s frowned upon in certain circles of the United States.
Never before has this been more evident than in this clip of an Aussie bro riding his motorcycle when a car pulls out in front of him and he’s forced to slam on his brakes, but not before hitting the car and flying over the hood of the car and into the street.
Upon crashing and tasting the harsh reality of pavement this Aussie bro unleashes one of the most hilarious profanity-laden rants I’ve heard in quite some time (possibly NSFW language), and this just vaulted up the power rankings into the Top 5 of the ‘Most Australian Videos Ever Filmed’. Other contenders in these power rankings include:
30 Tiger Sharks Shredding A Whale To Pieces During A Feeding Frenzy In Australia Is Today’s ‘HOLY SHIT’ Moment
Aussie Bros Fishing For Huge Ass Crabs In A Muddy Mangrove Swamp Is The Most Australian Video Ever
Drunk Aussie Bros Stop A Robbery Then Give An Absolutely Hilarious TV Interview
I would say that these 4 videos round out the rest of my ‘Top 5 Most Australian Videos Ever Filmed’ power rankings, but I also feel like I’m obligated to including something from Gary The Goat, so I’m a little conflicted here.
[h/t r/videos]