The island of Australia’s synonymous with deadly animals and lovable accents. When I first started watching this video I had to hit replay a few seconds in because I thought the lady was telling the bird to ‘stop farting with the dog’, but my ears were playing tricks on me, because that’s bird is a prick and won’t leave that dog along. Once you make it past the :10 mark it’s obvious the bird and he dog are fighting, and that the bird is a prick. But the bird’s not all bad, because he’s got the vocabulary of a salty sailor.
Is it so wrong that I’d only ever want to own a bird if he could say things like ‘f*cking c*nt’?!? Honestly, I don’t even understand the point of owning a bird if it’s not going to curse up a storm like a drunk sailor. What other value (as a pet) does a bird provide when it’s not dropping f-bombs and c-bombs, verbally assaulting the dog? When they’re not cursing they’re just loud, needy, and smelly.
[Reddit]