That dude just jumped over a full fucking dinner table, right? Off two feet, no? Just want to clarify because I’ve watched it probably nine times and am trying to figure out how someone could be so much more physically gifted than I am. The dude looked like he got shot out of a fucking cannon.
What makes it more impressive is that he set the world long jump record with a belly full of beer. If I run up a flight of stairs after a couple cold ones, I’m pulling the trigger over the toilet but telling my friends I was taking a shit. You legit couldn’t slide a sheet of paper under my feet if I tried to elevate.
It shouldn’t go without mentioning that the cup remained unmoved. World-class body control, elite finesse. God damnit, it pains me that I will never be as good at anything as this dude is at dunking a small ping pong ball over a picnic table. But you already knew that, right DAD?!
When your girl start scrolling through your texts…