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My med school buddy told me that obstetrician textbooks are being rewritten given the new data that in order to have a healthy baby, one must upload 1-2 clever baby-related videos to Facebook in the midst of the pregnancy. If the video goes viral, your baby, if male, is genetically predisposed to have a hammer hog. It’s millennial science, bro. I don’t write the books.
That’s probably why we’ve been seeing so many of these ‘gender reveal’ videos flood our news feeds–all in the name of well endowed babies. But, in my correct opinion, the only ones worth seeing are the ones that go poorly. I bring you Exhibit A:
When you do a gender reveal and the pitch is right in your wheelhouse 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/QoYWAGt5r3
— Baseball King (@BasebaIlKing) July 18, 2017
Notice her first reaction after getting drilled in the noggin was “YouTube Fail.” We’re past the point of no return.
Can’t forget about this dude, waiting for one he likes.
https://twitter.com/Baseballswag_/status/887396795982196737
Just have the damn baby already.