Ok, I can take a toddler being a better dancer than me. It’s a tough one to swallow but at least toddlers are human beings. But birds? Sky garbage? The creatures that shit on your windshield? That’s impossible to bounce back from. And if I wasn’t already self-councious about busting out my one go-to dance move in public:
Now that I have an entire flock pointing their wings and laughing at me. Life is hard.