This Toddler May Be Better Than Me At Dancing But At Least I Don’t Wear Diapers BOOM!

This baby is better than me at dancing. I’m not saying that to be self-depreciating or because he’s cute and chubby and its endearing, I’m saying it because his technique and feel for the beat is objectively better than mine. Ya I would crush this dude in a fist fight and I probably have like $45 more dollars in my bank account, hell I may have even banged more chicks, but if we’re just judging solely based on dancing, I’m walking away with Silver. Cool, bro. You’re better than me at one thing in life. Smile about it. I fingered a chick back in February. Have you even seen a pair of tits outside of breastfeeding? Didn’t think so, so shut up.