A Guy Opened A Box Of Mini Wheats And Found This Creature Staring Back At Him And OH CHRIST I NEED TO GO VOMIT
To be more specific, they were CHOCOLATE FROSTED Mini Wheats. I don’t know if that makes a difference to you, but it sure as hell doesn’t to me. I don’t eat Mini Wheats. In fact I don’t eat cereal because I don’t eat breakfast, so in the even that this is a widespread contamination of Mini Wheats I’m totally in the clear.
As for the rest of you though…yeah, not so sure about that.
Maybe switch to Frosted Flakes for a minute.
[H/T Reader Emailer Justin]