This Guy Who Broke Up With His Girlfriend Over Text Gave The Most RIDICULOUS List Of Reasons Why



I understand that not all relationships work. Hell, most crash and burn in a giant ball of flame and make the people watching the train wreck happen think “Wow thank Christ that isn’t me.” But there’s also another side to break-ups, where there isn’t any ball of flame and there’s simply a single text that makes you think “Why the fuck was I dating you in the first place?”

This is an example of the latter.

breakup text

  1. Fine
  2. Whatever
  3. Cats are for single women who eat tubs of ice cream on the couch while watching shitty rom-com’s at least once a week every week, not men.
  4. Wow, clingy much?
  5. Well fuck you too dude.
  6. And this is how I know you are probably god-awful in bed.

I think we can all agree that she’s lucky to get the fuck outta there early.

[H/T Elite Daily, header image via Shutterstock]

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