Does anyone know of a hooker who’s available completely at your beck and call 24/7 and costs a whopping $0? Because I do, and her name is Jill…aka your right hand. Get it? I’m not funny. Anyways, William McDaniel of Butte, Montana, should have thought about calling up Jill before he decided to dial the cops over a stripper who wouldn’t touch his wiener.
” William McDaniel found himself in jail when he called police to complain that he didn’t get sex after paying for a private dance at a strip club.
Butte-Silver Bow law enforcement said McDaniel, 53 years old, called police at around 10:30 p.m. on Saturday to report that he paid a dancer at Sage Brush Sam’s in Rocker $350 for a private dance and did not get sex.
Since it’s illegal to offer money for sexual favors, police arrested McDaniel on a misdemeanor charge of soliciting prostitution.”
To be fair I’d be pretty pissed too if I ordered a steak dinner and all they gave me was ground beef. On the other hand, both of those are legal and won’t get you arrested. Durr.