Elderly Woman Calls Cops To Report That She Heard Her Neighbors Screaming ‘ISIS Is Good, ISIS Is Great’ While Having Sex
It’s good to be vigilant about terrorism. If you see something, say something! But at what point does America’s collective fear and rabid paranoia over ISIS just become a convenient excuse to turn on each other? The neighbor’s dog won’t stop barking — Tell police it’s an ISIS training dog. Someone ignores a HOA request to trim their bushes — Report them to authorities for possibly having a cousin who once visited Syria. Someone cuts in front of you in a line at the grocery store — They definitely said “Allahu Akbar” under their breath.
An 82-year-old lady in Wisconsin *SWEARS* she heard her neighbors chanting “ISIS is good, ISIS is great” while having sex. So she hit up the authorities. Via CBS 58:
An 82-year-old woman called Brown Deer Police Sunday night requesting police because she heard someone chanting, “ISIS is good, ISIS is great” while having sex.
The incident took place in the 4400 block of Dean Road.
Police advised the woman to call back if she heard the chanting again.
Twitter is filled with possibilities of what she may have actually heard:
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[H/T: Raw Story]