The Man Who Got You Hooked On Chili’s Baby Back Ribs Has Never Had Chili’s Baby Back Ribs
The BroBible team disagrees on a lot of shit. Especially when it comes to food. We once spent an entire day arguing about whether Hooter’s is any good.
Yet we unanimously agree that Chili’s is delicious. For margs, burgers with guac, wings, Chili’s can satisfy your craving for some quality Tex-Mex (and American bar food).
What it’s most famously know for is its baby back ribs. Not because off the unctuous, succulent meat, but because of a jaunty tune.
Here. Let’s relieve it, as it is certainly buried deep within the forgotten recesses of your brain.
The good folks over at VICE’s food blog, Munchies, tracked down the producer of that song, Guy Bommarito, and he’s about to shake you to your core. Because he made that jingle without ever trying the ribs. And he’s never tried them.
I tell people: I’ve never had a Chili’s baby back rib, so you don’t necessarily have to try the product to write the song, I guess.
You’ve never eaten baby back ribs?
I’ve had ribs before, and I guess I’ve had baby back ribs before. But I’ve never had them at Chili’s.
You can read the whole interview here, that is, if you want to learn what it’s like to find out Ernest Hemingway never went to a bull fight.