True Story: Chinese Workers Wore Masks To Work For A Day To Avoid Pretending To Like Each Other

by 3 years ago

One of my first pieces here at BroBible was profiling the 8 people who make up every office in America: The Cat Lady, Mr. Shop Talk, The Weatherman, The Closet Rager, Mr. College, The Overdresser, The Snitch, and Mr. Glory Days. Sound about right? No? Ok, I’ll go fuck myself then.

I wrote that when I was in the Finance industry and had to put up with Bill’s suffocating halitosis on a daily basis. Luckily, the bros (one one broette) here at BroBible are all legit, so the ‘walking the long way to avoid Linda’ phase has officially ended. But that’s not to say that I can’t sympathize with the exhausting facade office workers must put up to avoid going to prison.

And apparently the struggle is worldwide.

A property company in Northern China’s Handan province all wore masks to work on Tuesday as part of their ‘faceless’ day, to avoid faking it. The fact that this company has recognized that they can’t stand each other and went to the lengths of wearing a plastic mask for eight hours rather than force a smile, is downright hilarious.

“I hate everything about your bitch face, Carol”

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“As you can see here, all of you are absolutely insufferable and I hope you are the victims of a fiery car crash.”

“Fuck, I have to wear one of these fucking things too. I’m goddamn security.”

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Meanwhile, in the U.S.A…






[H/T Unilad]


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