How Much Cocaine Could You Hide In Your Butt, Because This Bro Did $19,000 Worth


U.S. Customs and Border Protection

It’s important to have skills. Coding. Coding’s pretty important. Everyone wants people to learn how to code these days. But soon all the coding jobs will be taken by coding robots and you will be shit out of luck.

Then what will you do for a living?

How about cocaine smuggling? Could you shove a pound of cocaine between your butt cheeks and successful bring it from Kingston, Jamaica to New York City?

If you can, there’s an opening, because the guy who used to have that job failed. He got arrested for cocaine smuggling, despite his ingenious two pairs of boxer briefs system he rigged up up there. From The U.S. Customs and Border Patrol blog, which proves everybody has a blog:

On April 16, Mr. Romario Lewis, a Jamaican citizen, arrived at John F. Kennedy International Airport from Kingston, Jamaica and presented himself for inspection.  During the examination of Mr. Lewis’s suitcase, he exhibited numerous signs of nervousness.

CBP officers conducted a physical search of Mr. Lewis.  During this search, officers discovered two packages in the subject’s groin area.  The two packages contained a white powdery substance that tested positive for cocaine.  An approximate weight of 1 lb. of cocaine was seized, with an estimated street value of more than $19,000 according to DEA statistics.

So while Mr. Lewis will be going to jail — possibly where he can learn to code! — someone needs to step up and take over his duties. Could it be you?

You can do better than him, can’t you?

[H/T Fortress America]

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