If You Live In Philly, This Company Will Deliver You Sex Toys On Demand For Valentine’s Day

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If you live in the City Of Brotherly Love and you’re not prepared for some last-minute kink on Valentine’s Day, the on-demand connivence store goPuff has your back. If you’re not familiar, goPuff is kind of like a 7-11 on wheels — You order whatever online or using their app and a delivery guy shows up at your door with whatever. For example, if you live in Philly — “vibrators, gag kits, and pocket pool balls.”

goPuff is a “convenience store on wheels” – and your 1-stop shop for a sensual and spicy V-day celebration – that delivers the above items (plus 3,000 other products!) straight to your door super fast in 30 mins or less to savor the moment —b/c let’s be honest, what’s worse than interrupting foreplay with a trip to the c-store?!

For their hometown customers in Philadelphia, they’ve added an assortment of spicier options with vibrators, cock rings, butt plugs, gag kits, and pocket pool balls – which have been so popular already, they’ve had to restock in time for Tuesday. And for the other 14 markets they operate in… if you’re a gift-less procrastinator, you can still get the more traditional roses, chocolates, teddy bears and scented candles delivered on-demand to impress the S.O. and make sure you get laid this year.

Here are some of the selections currently available in the Valentine’s Day section of the app:

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com