Woman Arrested For Using Worst Counterfeit Money Ever And Her Excuses For Passing Off Photocopied Bills Are Hysterical



After getting pinched by the cops for trying to pass off what sounds like counterfeit bills produced by children in a summer camp, a Kingsport, Tennessee woman explained that the President said it was totally fine for her to print her own money.

Here’s how it all started — Pamela Downs, 45, tried to pass off a couple fake benjamins at a local gas station. The attendant was immediately suspicious when his hands stuck to the bill.

The clerk handed the officer the bill and immediately recognized the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together but was falling apart.

The cops show up, the woman claims the bills were given to her at a different gas station and she “never inspected them.” Officers then asked to search her purse, she said it ok, and inside cops found “a $100 which was also counterfeit” and “the bill was printed in black and white and the backside of the bill was upside down.” Also inside the purse were a receipt proving Downs recently bought copier paper and a printer.

If she could afford paper and printer why not just that money to…SMH

Here’s where Downs’ crazy caboose flies off the rails — Downs was arrested and spouted off this amazing quote while being carted away.

“I don’t give a ****, all these other bitches get to print money so I can too.”

I need that on a t-shirt yesterday.

Downs told officers during questioning that she read online that “President Obama had made a new law that permitted her to print her own money because she is on a fixed income.”

ABO == Always Blame Obama.

[via Times News]