Hate your folks? I feel you. Relationships with your parents are some complicated shit. But, regardless, be thankful your parents aren’t this couple out of Texas, who stand accused of being the worst fucking parents ever.
Because they tied a rope between their kid’s neck and genitals as punishment, but only AFTER they fucking waterboarded their son.
Tag team style. From The Washington Post:
The boy told investigators the incident occurred in late January. The man allegedly grabbed the boy by the hair, pinned him down and held a towel over his face as the woman poured water over his head and nose, according to an affidavit filed by a Kaufman County sheriff’s investigator.
“The victim said that he was able to breathe slightly if he moved his head to the side and that kept him from feeling like he was drowning,” the affidavit said.
The woman then tied a rope around the boy’s genitals and the back of his neck, and the man left the boy in a curled position for five to 10 minutes, according to the affidavit
Hey! That’s fucking horrible.
The couple is currently in Kaufman County Jail, each facing felony charges. The boy is in foster care.
So, yea. Tell your parents you love them. Or just that you don’t hate them.
[Via The Washington Post]