This Dad Losing His Shit On His Kid When A Rap Song Comes On Is Why The Internet Was Invented

If you ignore the whole child abuse thing, this is pure, unbridled entertainment. Sure, the kid was probably taken into protective custody after this, but losing a son forever is well worth 8,000 Instagram likes in 2015. Once you hit quadruple digit likes, you can do with or without that little shit. Thanks for playing, kid–I’ll send a check on your birthday. Because what’s the point of even having a kid these days if you can’t use them to get internet points? (See: all of your friends over the age of 27 on Facebook and everyone named Susan.)

Real talk though, M.O.P.’s “Ante Up” Remix is hype as shit, and if you don’t abuse your son when it comes on, you should be charged with negligence of the streets.

Oh Shit, do I hear an encore…

***If you or a loved one has been abused during a hype rap song, please call the Hotline Bling***

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.