NO ONE IS SAFE.
MLB free agent Dan Uggla gifted his children an eventual concussion for Christmas by giving them their very own hoverboards. Some may say that letting his children ride around on these death machines sans helmets is poor parents and to that I say..ya it’s piss poor parenting.
Uggla learned the hard way that these hoverboards are not only the douche equivalent of a bluetooth ear set, but they are as dangerous as skydiving without a parachute. Nothing says Christmas like a broken hip.
The video was posted by Uggla’s wife, Janette.