Cruel Daughter Pranks Dad By Gifting Him Baby Socks To Imply She’s Pregnant–His Reaction Is Priceless

The footage above shows a father’s priceless reaction as his daughter gifts him a pair of baby socks to imply that she’s got a bun in the oven.

It is not made public of her age, but judging by her father’s full head of hair, boyish features, and death stare, she can be no older than 21.

Does this look like the face of a man who’s excited to be a grandfather?

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If there’s any image that will make me wear a condom going forward, it’s this one. This dude couldn’t have given a more frightened face if his daughter told him she was moving to Syria to fight for jihad. I know babies are cute and shit but this dad knows that dreams die when life is created. Her big gift this year has to be a chastity belt.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.