Deer Bursts Through Gold’s Gym Window, Runs Amok, And Scares The HGH Out Of All The Meatheads

Do you even lift, bro?

A deer, likely on N.O. Explode or cocaine, burst through a window at a Gold’s Gym in Anderson, South Carolina yesterday and completed a longer workout than I have since the Spring. Even the gym’s meatiest meatheads ran for cover when they spotted the deer, even though the thing has biceps the size of Tara Reid’s. No one was hurt in the break-in, besides the pride of the dude’s who found a safe haven in the women’s locker room.

When they doing squatting dog in the yoga studio and you’re trying to peep some booty.

This incident comes just months after Bambi leapt through an American Eagle window, likely trying to cop himself a sick seashell choker necklace and ‘Undefeated Football 1972’ t-shirt.

[h/t Uproxx]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.