A Deer Smashing Through A Glass Window At American Eagle Is Something That Really Happened–Here’s The Video

When you tryna pick out a fire seashell necklace and she text you she’s home alone:

Full disclosure: I have exactly zero context for this video and I’m cool with that if you are. I suspect Rudolph didn’t approve of the vast selection of American Eagle seashell choker necklaces and ’72 Undefeated Season t-shirts. That or he bought into the theory that if you’re in American Eagle for more than 10 minutes, your hair tips automatically get frosted and your name legally gets changed to Trevor. Avoiding becoming a Trevor with frosted tips is worth sprinting through a glass wall.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.