Trump’s people wheeled in a cake into the Trump Tower this afternoon to celebrate either their man either being voted as the Leader of the Free World or not. Either way I haven’t felt sadder looking at a cake since no one showed up to my 8th birthday party.
A Donald Trump cake being wheeled into Trump Tower @abc #ElectionDay pic.twitter.com/HSkHChfUSA
— Jason Volack (@jasonvolack) November 8, 2016
Lets see how many jokes we can make about this clinically depressed cake, shall we?
I need to see a therapist.
P.S. If I see another one of you tell me to vote or tell me that you voted I’m going to swan dive off the Trump Tower.