Donald Trump’s Election Party Cake Is Frightening AF So Let’s See How Many Jokes We Can Make About It

Trump’s people wheeled in a cake into the Trump Tower this afternoon to celebrate either their man either being voted as the Leader of the Free World or not. Either way I haven’t felt sadder looking at a cake since no one showed up to my 8th birthday party.

Lets see how many jokes we can make about this clinically depressed cake, shall we?

I need to see a therapist.

P.S. If I see another one of you tell me to vote or tell me that you voted I’m going to swan dive off the Trump Tower.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.