For reasons that I can only assume are variations of the statement “Let’s crank this joke of a presidential campaign up to LUDICROUS SPEED,” Donald Trump, in all his unflinching wisdom and wispy strands of hair, decided that stopping by Twitter’s New York office and hosting a Q&A on the hashtag #AskTrump would be a good idea.
Obviously, it was a complete failure. What started out with optimism…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js…quickly devolved into a slew of jabs ranging from his radiant orange skin, views on immigration and literally everything in between. Clearly, Twitter is not a fan.
#asktrump As the head of Slytherin do you feel your association to Voldemort will hinder your chances at becoming the muggle president?
— Rob Eric (@roberic1) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Do you have any health problems we can pin our hopes on?
— Joe Nelson (@joe___nelson) September 21, 2015
— Liam Edwards (@LiamPLEdwards) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump do you hate Mexicans because most of us have that natural tan glow and you can’t achieve that without looking like an orange?
— Flori (@florislay) September 21, 2015
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 21, 2015
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump if you can’t control your hair how will you control this country??
— shags (@Hannahraiche) September 22, 2015
— Kitten (@kit_ten17) September 22, 2015
— TheCoolerCanadian (@MgniM) September 21, 2015
#asktrump do you realize you’re viewed more as a meme than a presidential candidate
— suli (@its_suli) September 21, 2015
— dean winchester (@philsadelphia) September 21, 2015
A woman, Muslim and a Mexican walk into a bar, whose rights do you alienate first? #AskTrump
— natalie (@madeofsilk) September 21, 2015
— \ alyssa // (@storytellrh) September 21, 2015
What’s your favourite type of discrimination? #AskTrump
— Lily Bailey (@LilyBaileyUK) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Do you prefer to be called “Racist” or “Mr. Racist”?
— Shane Morris (@IamShaneMorris) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Where will your concentration camps be?
— ˈeɪʃ(ə)n spəˈgɛti (@PhantasmEclipse) September 21, 2015