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For reasons that I can only assume are variations of the statement “Let’s crank this joke of a presidential campaign up to LUDICROUS SPEED,” Donald Trump, in all his unflinching wisdom and wispy strands of hair, decided that stopping by Twitter’s New York office and hosting a Q&A on the hashtag #AskTrump would be a good idea.
Obviously, it was a complete failure. What started out with optimism…
#AskTrump Getting ready to answer your questions. pic.twitter.com/MiSqyasjhu
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
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#asktrump As the head of Slytherin do you feel your association to Voldemort will hinder your chances at becoming the muggle president?
— Rob Eric (@roberic1) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump Do you have any health problems we can pin our hopes on?
— Joe Nelson (@joe___nelson) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump @realDonaldTrump What do you make of these pictures? pic.twitter.com/GfgblpoHsK
— Liam Edwards (@LiamPLEdwards) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump do you hate Mexicans because most of us have that natural tan glow and you can’t achieve that without looking like an orange?
— Flori (@florislay) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump Do you think this potato looks like you? pic.twitter.com/E6RUFPcwth
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 21, 2015
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.@realDonaldTrump is there anything Meek Mill could do to come back & what advice do you have for him? #AskTrump
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump if you can’t control your hair how will you control this country??
— shags (@Hannahraiche) September 22, 2015
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#AskTrump @realDonaldTrump would you mind getting inside of the oven to clean it?
— Kitten (@kit_ten17) September 22, 2015
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#AskTrump I found this in a parking lot. Is it yours? pic.twitter.com/LGHtsvC5UD
— TheCoolerCanadian (@MgniM) September 21, 2015
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#asktrump do you realize you’re viewed more as a meme than a presidential candidate
— suli (@its_suli) September 21, 2015
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what product do you use in your hair to make it look so much like corn #AskTrump pic.twitter.com/e9KxKUpMxg
— dean winchester (@philsadelphia) September 21, 2015
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A woman, Muslim and a Mexican walk into a bar, whose rights do you alienate first? #AskTrump
— natalie (@madeofsilk) September 21, 2015
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Do you like this? #AskTrump pic.twitter.com/j4TcCpCKAl
— alyssa // (@storytellrh) September 21, 2015
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What’s your favourite type of discrimination? #AskTrump
— Lily Bailey (@LilyBaileyUK) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump Do you prefer to be called “Racist” or “Mr. Racist”?
— Shane Morris (@IamShaneMorris) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump Where will your concentration camps be?
— ˈeɪʃ(ə)n spəˈgɛti (@PhantasmEclipse) September 21, 2015