Donald Trump’s politics may have gotten him into hot water with the Republican party, but in what one must imagine would be a fate worse than death for such an attention-whoring figure like Trump would be to have his Hollywood Walk of Fame star removed.
Okay, maybe not a fate worse than death – but he’d definitely sulk about it for a minute. Maybe fart out some incoherent sentences on it at the next debate (assuming he even makes an appearance), then wrap everything up with a nice poop-bow by saying that the only people fuckin’ with his star are Mexicans and Muslims.
Yeah sure…or maybe people of every color just see him for what he is: a large, overinflated orange windbag that no one should vote for. Not only has his star been vandalized in the past, but people have literally been peeing on it as of late:
However, the likelihood that Trump’s star will be removed is almost nil, according to Leron Gubler, Hollywood Chamber of Commerce president and CEO. “Once a star has been added to the Walk it is considered part of the historic fabric of the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Because of this, we have never removed a star from the Walk.” Even Bill Cosby still has his star on the Walk despite his historic fall from grace.
In other words, you’re either going to have to start dumping tons of manure on that star to get people to care about having it removed, or Trump’s gonna have to literally burn the country to the ground so that the Walk doesn’t exist in the first place before anyone can be bothered to get rid of it.