Drunk Bro Playing Dizzy Soccer Drills Extremely Improbable Shot, Gets Celebratory Beer Shower

Soccer bros–we’ve finally found something we can both enjoy. For years I’ve been saying that I’d rather watch my parents having sex than a soccer game and you’ve called me a mental midget who doesn’t have the brain capacity to understand its beauty. But now we can both put down our swords and just take in this wonderful piece of soccer gold. Reminds me of that time London Donovans scored that point against the other team that time back when. We all remember where we were. Love that guy.

When her pops ask you where you see things going with his daughter but you just in it cuz the booty phat.

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[h/t TFM]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.