Couple Of Drunk Kickboxers Started A Fight In A Convenience Store And Lost Pretty Badly

Drunk you is always 100x braver than sober you. Drunk you will do things like try to kiss the hot MILF at the bar or start a fight even though you’re vastly outnumbered. Which is exactly what these two kickboxers did (the fight, not the MILF. That’d be an entirely different article.)

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Listen, I’m not faulting these dudes. If you have the ability to kick someone’s ass, go out and pick a fight. It’s like when people get angry because male models take their shirts off. Sure, I’m angry, but I’m angry because I’m a blogger who looks like a drug balloon full of baby fat while this dude looks like he was chiseled out of marble. It’s the same thing with fighters. I’m not picking a fight with anyone. The last time I got into a real fight was college and I had a black eye for 6 weeks. But if I knew how to fight, you know your boy would be throwing beers across the bar just to piss someone off. But, if you’re going to start a fight, you better be able to back it up with some finishing moves. Otherwise you’ll look like these dudes. And trust me, that’s a bad look.

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