Dude Epically Confronts McDonald’s Sauce Injustice, Becoming The Voice Of Our Generation

For all of us who have been told ‘no’, who have bullied by the big dick of Corporate America, who have been forced to convince ourselves that one sauce is enough, and have wondered who is going to sing our song, our time has come.

Just last week I strolled into a McDonald’s for lunch on a Tuesday because I have low self-worth. I ordered a 20 piece McNugget and was given two BBQ sauces. I snickered to myself and kindly asked for more, to which the cashier looked at me like I was asking for Ronald McDonald’s kidney. She handed me one more sauce and I gave her a look like she had handed me dental floss on Halloween. I walked away in a huff like a non-confrontational Beta Male and wondered to myself if anyone’s going to ever fight my fight.

My wish was granted…

Lol, dude good story but you’re bullshittin’ us.

I’m lovin’ it.

He is now deemed the Chosen One for all corporate injustices worldwide. Tweet him your problems with malpractices you’ve experienced and he’ll get what’s rightfully yours. I’ll start.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.