Dude who is totally normal and has probably trimmed his nails at least once in the past four years Wowforreeel has spent months scouring NASA photographs of the moon to see if there is just a dude there, chilling, right now.
Stupid fucking cause, right? There’s not a dude on the moon right now, just chilli–
OH SHIT, IT IS A DUDE ON THE MOON, JUST CHILLING RIGHT NOW.
Mainstream government British propagandist the Daily Mail says this is not a dude, on the moon, just chilling right now, but rather a case of Pareidolia, “which is the brain’s response to seeing faces and other significant objects in random stimulus.”
OR. MIND CONTROL.
Others have speculated it is the fabled Colossus of Rhodes, which yea, I don’t see why that wouldn’t be on the moon.
Think for yourself with the video Wowforreeel made, using Google Moon.