This Dude’s Wedding Proposal Would Have Been A Lot More Romantic If He Didn’t Puke His Guts Out Immediately After

Keep it simple, bro. Not only is your extravagant wedding proposal plan raising the bar for the rest of us, it came back to bite you in the ass after you vomited out your small intestine in a 2×2 foot enclosed box. Hashtag romance. That’s exactly what you get when you tried to be a hero.

This dude’s face screams “I’m about to jump out of this fucking plane without a parachute.”

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[h/t Some eCards]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.