Tough Guy In A Cage Taunts An Angry Bull And Then Gets Gored To Pieces When It Breaks Into The Cage

 
This was a good watch. Felt like justice was served here. Tommy Tough Nuts bullies a bull behind a seemingly protective barricade and turns into Tommy I Just Shit Myself when the bull stands up for himself. I don’t know what Spain’s obsession is with antagonizing bulls, but if they spent a quarter of that time working on their fitness, maybe they wouldn’t be behind the U.S.A. in Olympic medal count by 86. Eighty-six.

Also, at the risk of sounding like an oversensitive PETA spokesman, I went to a bull fighting event in Spain and I’ve never felt worse for a living creature in my entire life. I wanted to adopt one and have it be my pet. Those little pansy matadors make a mockery of the thing by tiring it out before sticking stakes in its body so it bleeds out and they can feel like the big swingin’ dick when they kill it. With a weapon. I’m a carnivore, through and through. But not a huge fan of the pageantry before the execution.

[h/t LADbible]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.