I was legit almost in tears after those first few sentences. A truly heartbreaking tale, especially for a guy whose picked up a cigarette addiction in the past few months. I never thought I’d say this, but I’ve become a lunch break cigarette smoker. ‘Eat, Smoke, Shit’ is the new ‘Eat, Love, Pray’ and I’m all aboard the Camel train. According to researchers, it’s not an addiction if you never buy a pack. Being the perpetual moocher gives you the buzz without any of the guilt. Give it a try sometime.
Anyway, this note was posted to IMGUR today by a member of the public parking police and I thought it was a worthy piece of literature to share. Sidenote: I truly believe that the people who make a big deal about an able-bodied person parking in a handicapped spot in an empty lot can go fuck themselves. These are the same people who wait to take a shit in the luxury of the handicapped stall. And I’d argue that prohibiting a handicapped person from shitting is much more egregious than making them circle around the lot a few times. Be more hypocritical. You can’t.
This isn’t a dick move. It’s a power move.