Listen, I’m not one to judge anyone’s decisions when they’re stoned. I once was so stoned, I pulled into my neighbor’s driveway. I could only imagine how I would have reacted if the police inserted themselves into the situation. I would have probably started crying and vomiting simultaneously.
But my job isn’t to sympathize with people, it’s to mock them and their poor decisions so I can go home, have six beers, and feel good about myself.
So when this 26-year-old dude got pulled over by a couple of St. Marys, Georgia police officers with a zip locked bag full of loud, he had to act quickly in thinking of an excuse. “It’s not mine,” “I have glaucoma,” and *take off and lead police through a high-speed chase through town* are all logical solutions that come to my mind.
He went a different route, and got mocked for it. Check out below.
Good try, good effort, brah.
[h/t Happy Place]