Someone Should Tell These Bros That A Starbucks In Austin Is No Place To Hold An Exorcism
I have so many questions here I don’t even know where to begin. But let’s start by acknowledging the fact that these bros thought a Starbucks in Austin, Texas was the perfect location to hold an exorcism.
Now for my important questions:
1) What the fuck happened to you in life that made you think an exorcism was either real or a good idea?
2) What the fuck happened to you in life that made you think a Starbucks parking lot, in Austin, Texas was the perfect place to hold your magic ceremony?
3) What the fuck happened to you in life that made you think the devil could be spat out of someone’s mouth into a Starbucks cup?
Now, let’s watch this exorcism taking place in a Starbucks parking lot: