Farting Cows Are Setting Europe Ablaze

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The source of the fire, which torched a barn of cows, appears to be an emitting from the anus of said cows. Via Reuters

Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said. High levels of the gas had built up in the structure in the central German town of Rasdorf, then “a static electric charge caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames,” the force said in a statement.

All of Europe anxiously awaits the cows next move. 

[Cow via Shutterstock]