We’ve Finally Reached MAXIMUM ‘Florida Man’ — Guy Arrested While Driving Naked In The Worst Way Possible

It’s been about 24 hours since I last read any news that wasn’t about the Chicago Cubs. But I was fumbling through Twitter a hot minute ago (you can find me at @casspa) and came across this ‘Florida Man’ story, and it’s a fucking humdinger of insanity. In fact, I’m willing to say that we’ve reached the apex of Florida Man news with this one.

via Miami’s CBS Local:

BOYNTON BEACH (CBSMiami/AP) — Florida is known for people doing weird things and getting arrested for it.
Case in point, a naked 56-year-old man was arrested in Boynton Beach after he allegedly drove slowly through a neighborhood where children were getting off a bus.
A witness told Boynton Beach that the man, later identified as Kurt Jenkins, drove by him and gestured for him to look at his groin area. That’s when the witness saw electronic wires protruding from Jenkins’ penis, the wires were attached to an electronic device.

Here’s the man in question…Looks like he got hit by the business from someone now down with his exhibitionism:

Driving around Boynton Beach, naked, with wires stuck in his dick while flashing people on the street.

The man has been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and resisting a law enforcement officer, which all things considered doesn’t seem like a reasonable enough punishment for a man that his willing to stick live wires into his dick. That’s some serial killer behavior right there and I think the cops need to dig a little deeper into this man’s past. If he’s willing to electrify his dingaling with live wires then what the fuck else is this man capable of? I don’t even want to weigh the possible answers to that question…

CBS Local Miami