Cops Find Woman All Disheveled After Banging A Homeless Man, Woman Gets Arrested, But Not For Having Sex

by 1 year ago

Just another day in Florida, right? A woman was arrested after police officers found her and a homeless man having sex behind a drug store, but she wasn’t arrested for having sex in public.

Initially, officers thought they were fighting because they were reportedly making such a commotion in the bushes. They weren’t fighting, they were, in fact fucking. The officers realized this when the woman emerged and was all disheveled and the homeless man who was getting laid told the cops they were just ‘having some fun’.

The deputy spotted a sweaty and jittery couple. The woman’s hair was “wild.” The cop thought they had gotten into a fight.
Just before 10 p.m. Monday behind a Walgreens in Manatee County, 36-year-old Jennifer Lazar and her 38-year-old homeless paramour cleared up the deputy’s suspicions.
They were “having some fun,” the man said, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report.
But the deputy knew there was another reason for their inability to stand still. Lazar even showed the deputy her track marks, according to the report.
Another deputy searched the area and found hypodermic needles next to the homeless man’s wallet on the ground and a full bag of heroin by two couch cushions near where they were standing, according to the report. Inside Lazar’s purse law enforcement found a hypodermic needle, seven alprazolam pills and two smoking pipes, one of which was tucked inside a Newport cigarette pack.
In the past, Lazar has pleaded no contest to drug possession and prostitution charges. via Bradenton.com


I can think of no less than 10,000 better places than ‘behind a drug store’ to have sex in Florida. Why these two chose this location to get fucked up and bump uglies is beyond me, but it’s also foolish of me to try and apply logic to junkies.

She’s now being held on charges of controlled substance possession and possession of drug paraphernalia at the Manatee County jail, which, coincidentally, is just a 20-minute drive from where I’m sitting at this very moment.

I’m not sure if I should be shocked at this woman’s willingness to bang a homeless vagrant, or if I should be impressed by the homeless man’s ability to pick up some chick and have sex in the bushes behind a drug store. I really cannot make up my mind about this one.

(via Bradenton.com)


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