Girl Savagely Denies Dude Who Asks Her For Nudes But Not Before Giving Him Hope
Yo dudes, huddle up fellas. For all you salivating scumbags who ask girls for nudes before knowing their last names, please for the love of nudes, stop. You’re not only smearing the good name of nude sending, but you’ve got less of a chance succeeding with this tactic than you would trying to pick up chicks at the Woman’s March eating jello wearing a Bill Cosby sweater. Nude sending in itself can be a wonderful surprise in a man’s day, but it must be artfully done, with class and consent. I’m all for the mantra, ‘no swings, no hits,’ but if you’re Ray Charles taking a hack at a Randy Johnson fastball with a souvenir bat, you may just want to hold off for a bit and hope for a walk.
One prank, which went viral on Imgur, involved a thirsty dude prematurely asking for nudie to a girl he’s one step above a stranger to. She did him dirty by giving him hope, and as Andy Dufresne says in the Shawshank Redemption, “hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.” Well, he was full of shit…
Pro Tip: Creativity is the key to need acquisition.
[h/t Some eCards]