HBO Is Going To Make 50% More Original Shows, Plus Dick’s Sporting Goods Profits Are Not Looking Great

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“I think the public trust in us might take a generation to re-establish itself” — HSBC CEO Antonio Simoes, addressing customers’ lack of trust in big banks due to scandals across the industry since the financial crisis.


Big Picture

Alternatives to Watch

  • Disagreements regarding a production cut plan and Goldman Sachs warning that the recent six-day rally wasn’t sustainable caused oil to drop 3%—that’s what we call a self-fulfilling prophecy

Market Movers

  • Hardwood flooring retailer Lumber Liquidators dipped 7% after short seller Whitney Tilson claimed that Lumber’s wood carries a much higher cancer risk on workers than expected
  • British luxury apparel manufacturer Burberry jumped 5% after an anonymous investor took a 5% stake in the company, prompting management to prepare to defend against a takeover—yes, things could get hostile


China Really Does It This Time

Early Tuesday morning, China reported that its exports fell an absolutely insane 25.4% last month. That’s double what economists were predicting, and marks the largest drop since May 2009 (and that was a bad year too). February’s Lunar New Year holiday can be blamed in part for the drop, but let’s not make too many excuses here. After all, China’s imports were also down 13.8% for a not-so-sweet 16th straight monthly decline.


Burn of the Week: United Airlines

United Airlines has gained a reputation for unreliability among air travelers, and apparently among shareholders as well. Yesterday, two hedge funds with a substantial stake in the airline initiated a proxy fight, proposing six new candidates for the board to rival United’s proposed directors. Here comes the burn: hedge fund executives addressed United Airlines, stating “we have no more confidence that you will act responsibly in the future than we have evidence that you have done so in the past.” Ouch.

Dick’s Can’t Win ‘Em All

This year’s balmy excuse for a winter has taken a toll on Dick Sporting Goods. A 17% profit decline resulted mainly from slowing demand in seasonal merchandise and clothing—in other words, winter sports gear didn’t get any love. While next quarter looks relatively slow as well, management is still optimistic in the long run. Part of that optimism comes in the form of rival Sports Authority’s bankruptcy, not to mention a new sporting apparel product focus that Dick’s hopes will give it a much-needed boost.

HBO Making More Shows for Us

If you’re a fan of HBO (and seriously, who doesn’t love Game of Thrones), listen up: HBO is increasing the number of global original series hours by 50%. That’s a $2 billion dollar budget geared at growing the millennial audience, and it sounds like a win-win (and a dream come true) to us at the Brew. Outside of its solid HBO business, CEO Jeff Bewkes was also quite bullish on the state of affairs of Time Warner (which owns HBO), with superhero movies and Harry Potter spinoffs coming out the wazoo in 2016.






This January, Maria Sharapova (aka the top earning female sports star), tested positive for a banned substance at the Australian Open. Although Sharapova was prescribed the drug in 2006 and has been taking it since, a banned drug is a banned drug, and Sharapova’s sponsors are taking this seriously. Here’s the breakdown of what’s at stake for the dethroned female sports hero:

  • Nike, which has been sponsoring Sharapova since she was 11 (read: 11 years old), has suspended its $70 million, 8-year contract.
  • Tag Heuer has also dropped the tennis superstar, and Porsche followed suit by postponing any further activities involving Sharapova. That’s what we at the Brew call a lose-lose-lose.
  • Last year alone, Sharapova made $29.7 million between her endorsements, athletic career and confectionery brand Sugarpova (pun evidently intended). But with illegal drug use possibly inflicting some serious brand damage, Sharapova stands to lose more than just her reputation.


Thinking about the treasure, the gringo forgot what day it was, so he asked four aborigines and got these answers:
A: Yesterday was Wednesday.
B: Tomorrow will be Sunday.
C: Today is Friday.
D: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Because everything you need to know is how many people lied, I will not tell. What day of the week was it? (Answer)



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Did you know that Costco is planning on increasing its minimum starting wage from $11.50 an hour to $13.50 per hour? Costco employees rejoice!

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