Are Hillary Clinton Staffers Using Anal Sex To Power Through Primary Season? One Tweet Suggests So

This is stupid.

This is so stupid.

I loved it. Every moment of it.

This week, NBC published an analysis that found Hil Dawg’s crew crushes slices. Pizza, it was reported, made up 66% of the Clinton campaign’s fast food expenses.

“Let’s order some pies for the staff.” Someone who works for Hillary Clinton, probably.

The article was titled “Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Is Powered By Pizza, Analysis Shows.”

Showing she “gets” social, Hillary tweeted out it with a cute lil pizza emoji thrown in.

But Twitter’s automatic shortener didn’t display the entire headline. Instead, mobile users got this.


Who knew her Brooklyn Heights headquarters was a straight up Italian food-fueled fuckfest?

She’s got my vote.

[Spotted by @origiful, H/T Cosmopolitan]

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