This Ain’t No Wimp-Ass Waffle House Brawl — Loud Mouth Gets The Pancakes Beat Out Of Him At IHOP

This is easily one of the weirdest ‘late night drunk diner fight videos’ I’ve ever seen (try saying that five times fast). Before you watch the action below I want you bros to help me figure something out, I have absolutely zero idea if that husky dude is crying the second the fight starts. He could easily be out of breath, he’s a bigger man and a spur of the moment brawl in IHOP might’ve gotten his heart racing and his lungs pumping. Or he might’ve been crying before the fight even started and that’s why he started to wail on the dude that was talking shit, immediately taking him to the ground and pummeling him. Now check it out and let me know what you think:

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For the record, that was one of the sloppiest IHOP fights I’ve ever seen. So many man cards lost in a very short period of time…Moving on…

I kind of thought it was the cardinal rule of ‘IHOP Fighting 101’ to never throw bows with a man that is three times your size. When you’re getting in a late-night kerfuffle at the International House of Pancakes you’re supposed to at least match up with someone similar in size to you. There’s a ‘3-pounds for every beer you drank’ rule that is a good measure to keep in mind, or more simply ‘for every beer you’ve drank that night you can add 3 pounds and that’s the size of the bro you’re able to matchup with at IHOP that night’. 10 beers and you can, on average, take on a dude that weighs 30 pounds more than you. This dude clearly did not follow that rule and he learned a hard lesson.

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