Jamaican Ganga Farmer Is Offering President Obama 10 Acres Of Weed For His Daughter’s Hand In Marriage

Roy Chambers is a marijuana farmer from St. James, Jamaica and he believes that he has what it takes to woo the world’s most powerful man into offering up his daughter’s hand in marriage: lots and lots of sticky ganja. The Jamaican weed farmer has offered President Barack Obama his 10-acre marijuana farm in exchange for his daughter Malia’s hand in marriage. This is actually the second time this year a farmer has tried to secure the nuptials of President Obama’s daughter, Malia.

Back in May a farmer from Kenya offered President Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats as a dowry for sixteen year old daughter. This is an offer of a different sort because unlike the Kenyan farmer wanting to wed Malia himself, the Jamaican weed farmer wants Malia Obama to marry his 1-year-old son. The weed farmer from St. James, Jamaica sees his pot farm as his most valuable possession, and thus is offering President Obama all he has for his daughter’s hand in marriage.

The Jamaican website 18karatreggae.com caught up with Roy Chambers to ask him about his offer:

Roy Chambers of St. James, Jamaica says he believes Malia and his 1y year old son would make a perfect couple and have a perfect family.

“My marijuana farm is my most valuable possession but am willing to give it to president Obama in exchange for his beautiful daughter to marry my son,” said Mr. Chambers. “I tried to approach President Obama with my offer while he was in Jamaica a few months ago but the security prevented me. I have sent him a regular mail to the white house and also an email so I hope he will reply soon,” he continued.

President Obama has never hidden the fact that he smoked weed as an adolescent with a gang of ragtag Hawaiians, and that toking the sticky icky was one of their favorite pastimes. Here he is smoking weed repeatedly back in college:


With that taken into consideration I think it’s reasonable to assume that President Obama might be seriously considering this offer of accepting the Jamaican weed farm in exchange for an arranged marriage. His White House days are numbered, and he has to be thinking about making that $$$$$ on the horizon. A weed farm is ALWAYS going to be profitable, even more so now that Jamaica is now experimenting with LEGALIZED MARIJUANA.

If and when the Leader of the Free World responds to this offer I’ll be the first to bring you details on President Obama’s answer.

For more on this story you can head on over to High Times Magazine by following the link and/or 18karatreggae.com by following the link above!