Jasmine Tridevil, The Woman With Three Boobs, Is A Dirty Fucking Liar And I Hate Her


You’re not going to believe this, but people are actually saying that Jasmine Tridevil, the woman with three boobs like the woman in Total Recall, is a fraud. I know. If we can’t believe that three-titted women actually exist what can we believe in?

According to the Daily Mail

The 21-year-old calling herself ‘Jasmine Tridevil’ and claiming to have undergone plastic surgery to add a third breast, has been connected by internet-rumor site Snopes to a Tampa, Florida massage therapist named Alisha Hessler.

Snopes discovered that the website JasmineTridevil.com is registered to a person named Alisha Hessler, and that Tridevil bares striking resemblance to a Tampa masseuse named Alisha Jasmine Hessler.

A website for Hessler’s business – Alisha’s Golden Touch – lists that she is a ‘provider of internet hoaxes since 2014’ and a ‘specialist in massage for three breasted women’.

Below is a screencap of the Alisha’s Golden Touch business profile on Manta.


The Daily Mail also notes that in December 2013, a woman named Alisha Hessler was in the news when she had a alleged attacker stand on a street corner wearing a dunce cap, holding up a sign that reads “I beat women” yet she never actually filed charges. And in March of 2013, Hessler was taken into custody and charged with “fraudulent use of personal information.”

Kind of makes you wonder just what in the hell that reporter saw this morning when he supposedly got a glimpse of her tripod boobs, doesn’t it?

Shockingly, calls to Ms. Hessler by the Daily Mail and Snopes have yet to be answered.

Only in Florida

UPDATE: Even more proof she’s a fraud.

https://twitter.com/milowent/status/514481033010745344

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