Kid Starts FREAKING OUT When He Finds His Mom’s Penis-Shaped Cup In The Dishwasher

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This poor teenager’s rant toward his mom honestly might be my favorite thing ever recorded to Twitter dot com. He’s so mad!

It inspired me to make a list of things you’re too old for at the age of 41:

  • Eating a box of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies for lunch.
  • Going to a Macklemore concert
  • Wearing a snapback.
  • Penis-shaped cup with straws. What the shit, mom?

It’s a beautiful thing when your own child has to remind you to act your age.

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“What the fuck is this, MOM?!” Oh, relax there kiddo. There’s a reason Mom couldn’t buy you that new pair of Jordans for school this year is because penis-shaped straw cups were on sale for $15 at Spencer’s.

You’ll appreciate the value of a good bargain some day.