This poor teenager’s rant toward his mom honestly might be my favorite thing ever recorded to Twitter dot com. He’s so mad!
It inspired me to make a list of things you’re too old for at the age of 41:
- Eating a box of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies for lunch.
- Going to a Macklemore concert
- Wearing a snapback.
- Penis-shaped cup with straws. What the shit, mom?
It’s a beautiful thing when your own child has to remind you to act your age.
— Jewnose Mars (@YolieTheJew) October 26, 2015
“What the fuck is this, MOM?!” Oh, relax there kiddo. There’s a reason Mom couldn’t buy you that new pair of Jordans for school this year is because penis-shaped straw cups were on sale for $15 at Spencer’s.
You’ll appreciate the value of a good bargain some day.