Best Knife-Wielding Intruder Of All-Time Breaks Into Dude’s House And Demands ‘You’re Going To Smoke Some Weed With Me Right Now!’

I don’t want anyone to ever break into my house and wake me up except for maybe Charlotte McKinney, Anthony Bourdain (If he makes me breakfast and drinks with me) and this creeper who is possibly the strangest intruder of all strange intruders.

We take you to Cadillac, Michigan where an unidentified man was sleeping on his couch when a burglar broke into his house at 2:30 a.m. The startled homeowner was petrified by the intruder when he saw that the stranger had a 7-inch knife. That’s when intruder made the peculiar demand of, “You’re going to smoke some weed with me right now.”


Well you’re really twisting my arm here, plus you have a deadly weapon, but yeah okay let’s toke.

What is this the weed fairy?

For some reason the victim delayed the pot-smoking and then when the man put the knife down, he snagged the blade and ran to the house next door. Didn’t your mama ever tell you to never look a gift horse in the mouth?

The man banged on the door, but the neighbor thought that his house was now being invaded, so they called 911 and police officers were dispatched to the crazy scene.

“It’s a little bit confusing, but the officers saw a man carrying a knife walking towards them and thought it was the invader,” Cadillac Police Detective Lt. Todd Golnick said. “But it was the victim, and he quickly explained what had happened in his own house.”

Officers found 36-year-old Seth Lewis, the alleged “criminal,” behind the victim’s residence where he had fallen down a steep hill.

Lewis was taken into custody and booked on charges of home invasion, resisting and obstructing police, as well as violating probation. Police found a marijuana pipe in his possession.

Never have I seen such an individual with no chill, but yet with so much chill. But did the homeowner really need to press charges? This is a lonely guy who just wants to get blazed with someone else and talk about his great business idea for a workout regiment called “7-Minute Abs.”