This video legit made me a lazier human being. Pretty sure I flat-lined at one point watching that fucking disgrace of a battle. This fight was so painfully slow moving, I thought my internet was dragging. I honestly don’t know why I’m even blogging about it, but fuck it, I’ve lost all motivation to find something more substantial and all of my brain cells have packed up and left. Didn’t even leave a note.
I will admit however, I did not see this single-leg take down coming. Dude in the beater didn’t strike me as a problem solver. Don’t know him well but just an estimated guess. May have something to do with him tripping over a twig and laying there to die or something.