Dude Tries Little Caesars Bacon Wrapped Pizza For The First Time, Blows A Thousand Loads In His Pants

Man. That is a glowing review if I’ve ever seen one. This Little Caesars bacon-wrapped crust pizza must be something, huh? My question is: Does bacon really bring that much noise that it can elevate a Little Caesars pizza to 5-star status? Not to mention, does it pack enough punch to justify the 38-roper this guy just unleashed into his pants?

I’ve eaten Little Caesars ‘za before, and it doesn’t make me want to barf or anything, but I’m just not buying that adding some bacon crust warrants a 5-star rating and 21 load salute.